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12/08/2009

If I were not a Girl Guide...

Chorus
If I were not a Girl Guide,
I'd wonder what I'd be,
If I were not a Girl Guide...
End Chorus

A china doll I'd be.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A truck driver I would be.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A butcher I would be.
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A teacher I would be.
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A Boy Scout I would be.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug!
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A carpenter I'd be.
Two by four, I'll nail it to the floor.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug!
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck!
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me take me home.

ENDING CHORUS
If I were not a Girl Guide,
I wonder what I'd be.
If I were not a Girl Guide,
A (insert branch of guiding) I would be!



Every time you sing a certain line, do the following actions:
Hug me kiss me, take me home - hug yourself.
Oh dear, can't steer - pretend to drive. Put this stupid thing in gear - fiddle with the stick shift.
You take zee chicken - pretend you're holding a chicken. And ring it by zee neck! - twist its neck.
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND! - wagg your finger.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug! - Squish it in the rug.
Two by four, I'll nail it to the floor. - nail a board to the floor.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that China Doll inclusion offensive?