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12/26/2009

Ira Congo

Ira Congo.
Ira Congo by aye.

Ira Congo,
by aye Congo,
by aye Congo,
bye aye.

This song can be sung in a round.

12/14/2009

Quarter Master's Store

Chorus
My eyes are dim,
I can not see,
I have not brought my specs with me.
I have not brought my specs with me.


There are beans,
beans,
driving submarines,
in the store,
in the store!


There are beans,
beans,
driving submarines,
In the Quarter Master's,
Quarter Master's store.


CHORUS. and repeat the verse


Each time you sing the verse, replace the italicized words with rhyming phrases, such as bannanas in pajamas, or cats in hats.

12/08/2009

If I were not a Girl Guide...

Chorus
If I were not a Girl Guide,
I'd wonder what I'd be,
If I were not a Girl Guide...
End Chorus

A china doll I'd be.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A truck driver I would be.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A butcher I would be.
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A teacher I would be.
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A Boy Scout I would be.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug!
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck.
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me, take me home.
Chorus

A carpenter I'd be.
Two by four, I'll nail it to the floor.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug!
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND!
You take zee chicken and ring it by zee neck!
Oh dear, can't steer, put this stupid thing in gear.
Hug me kiss me take me home.

ENDING CHORUS
If I were not a Girl Guide,
I wonder what I'd be.
If I were not a Girl Guide,
A (insert branch of guiding) I would be!



Every time you sing a certain line, do the following actions:
Hug me kiss me, take me home - hug yourself.
Oh dear, can't steer - pretend to drive. Put this stupid thing in gear - fiddle with the stick shift.
You take zee chicken - pretend you're holding a chicken. And ring it by zee neck! - twist its neck.
SIT DOWN! TURN AROUND! DON'T YOU MAKE ANOTHER SOUND! - wagg your finger.
EWW! A bug! I'll squish it in the rug! - Squish it in the rug.
Two by four, I'll nail it to the floor. - nail a board to the floor.

40 Days on an Iceberg

Actions for each line of this song are in brackets ( ) below each line.

Forty days on an iceberg,
(flash ten fingers 4 times)
over the ocean blue.
(mimick waves with your hands)
Nothing to wear but pajamas,
(pull on PJ bottoms)
nothing to do but slide.
(mimick a slide with your hands)
The air was cold and frosty,
(shiver with arms crossed over your chest)
the frost began to bite.
(Gently pinch your arms)
I had to hug a polar bear,
to keep me warm at night!
(Hug the person next to you)

Similar to "Swimming, Swimming, in the swimming pool," this song losses a line each time you sing it again, humming in the place of the line you remove.

Pink Pajamas

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it's not,
and sometimes in the spring,
and sometimes in the fall,
I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all.

That's the time you aught to see me,
That's the time you aught to see me,
That's the time you aught to see me,
When I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all.

Nosy nosy what's it to ya?
Nosy nosy what's it to ya?
Nosy nosy what's it to ya?
When I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all.

Winter Camp Barges

This song goes to the tune of barges with lyrics about winter camping.

Out of my tent flap,
looking at the snow,
I can see my boots,
frozen down below.

Suddenly goes a blizzard through my tent,
I begin to wonder why I went.

Winter camp,
I don't want to go to you,
I don't want to freeze my butt off too.

Winter Camp,
but we all have so much fun,
it'll be three months till we see the sun.